Ok, let's clear this up before we go any further: this is *not* the Zoro we all know and love. Still, if you've ever attended an anime convention, you'd be hard pressed not to have seen this person. This is Party-All-the-Time Zoro; a mis-representing cosplayer who half-heartedly throws together a costume and then makes a mockery of all the hard-coreness Zoro stands for. Tell tale signs of a P.A.T. Zoro include: pot belly, dunkeness from over consumption of Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Drink, faded green hair that's more brown than anything, neglect of costume details such as the side to which the real Zoro straps his swords, sneakers, and tight black jeans. From his blochy, skunk drunk face you might hear quotes like, "Hey! Wah-aair's the paaah-tay?" and "Wah-air's all da Jap-pone-knees bee-oiches at?" Oh! If the real Zoro could only see this man! Zoro would surely lose his lunch and kill him all in one movement.
Beware, my con-goers. Party-All-the-Time Zoro is lurking.