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Party All the Time Zoro by Margalot Party All the Time Zoro by Margalot
Ok, let's clear this up before we go any further: this is *not* the Zoro we all know and love. Still, if you've ever attended an anime convention, you'd be hard pressed not to have seen this person. This is Party-All-the-Time Zoro; a mis-representing cosplayer who half-heartedly throws together a costume and then makes a mockery of all the hard-coreness Zoro stands for. Tell tale signs of a P.A.T. Zoro include: pot belly, dunkeness from over consumption of Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Drink, faded green hair that's more brown than anything, neglect of costume details such as the side to which the real Zoro straps his swords, sneakers, and tight black jeans. From his blochy, skunk drunk face you might hear quotes like, "Hey! Wah-aair's the paaah-tay?" and "Wah-air's all da Jap-pone-knees bee-oiches at?" Oh! If the real Zoro could only see this man! Zoro would surely lose his lunch and kill him all in one movement.

Beware, my con-goers. Party-All-the-Time Zoro is lurking.
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:iconoyasumuidesu:
AMEN. this should be a warning sign posted on walls at cons... XD
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galaxanther Apr 10, 2009  Student General Artist
lol
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:iconbobwalrus:
there's something very old-style italian about the face
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:iconalinka:
Why do I want this to be his true-face? XDD Amazing work.
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:icongarabatoz:
OMG is Zoro XD
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R-Zoro May 4, 2007   Digital Artist
Yep.

And I shall kill them all.
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:iconjargirl:
I can definitely imagine Real Zoro lashing out and killing these kinds of cosplayers since I even have a hard time coping when I see them myself. I don't think he could be held accountable for his actions in such an encounter.

Amazing charicature. I really love this piece's motion.
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:iconchipnyu:
I like this because it has YooHoo in it.
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Tango-Juice Jul 19, 2006
Unfortunately, I can get only giggles out of PAT Zoro (although the acronym makes me think of a combo between a cosplayer and Pat from SNL). I only wish one could exist near me to see all the Inu Yashas tear up their giant wigs in anger over his presence. It isnít cute when you go around in that self made red jumpsuit for 16 days in a row.
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:icontheamericandream:
man why dont nobody look at this picture, they cant quite grasp the awesomeness can they?
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