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Party All the Time Zoro by Margalot Party All the Time Zoro by Margalot
Ok, let's clear this up before we go any further: this is *not* the Zoro we all know and love. Still, if you've ever attended an anime convention, you'd be hard pressed not to have seen this person. This is Party-All-the-Time Zoro; a mis-representing cosplayer who half-heartedly throws together a costume and then makes a mockery of all the hard-coreness Zoro stands for. Tell tale signs of a P.A.T. Zoro include: pot belly, dunkeness from over consumption of Yoo-Hoo Chocolate Drink, faded green hair that's more brown than anything, neglect of costume details such as the side to which the real Zoro straps his swords, sneakers, and tight black jeans. From his blochy, skunk drunk face you might hear quotes like, "Hey! Wah-aair's the paaah-tay?" and "Wah-air's all da Jap-pone-knees bee-oiches at?" Oh! If the real Zoro could only see this man! Zoro would surely lose his lunch and kill him all in one movement.

Beware, my con-goers. Party-All-the-Time Zoro is lurking.
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oyasumuidesu Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011
AMEN. this should be a warning sign posted on walls at cons... XD
galaxanther Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009  Student General Artist
bobwalrus Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2008  Student
there's something very old-style italian about the face
alinka Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2008
Why do I want this to be his true-face? XDD Amazing work.
Garabatoz Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2007
OMG is Zoro XD
R-Zoro Featured By Owner May 4, 2007   Digital Artist

And I shall kill them all.
jargirl Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2006
I can definitely imagine Real Zoro lashing out and killing these kinds of cosplayers since I even have a hard time coping when I see them myself. I don't think he could be held accountable for his actions in such an encounter.

Amazing charicature. I really love this piece's motion.
Chipnyu Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2006
I like this because it has YooHoo in it.
Tango-Juice Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2006
Unfortunately, I can get only giggles out of PAT Zoro (although the acronym makes me think of a combo between a cosplayer and Pat from SNL). I only wish one could exist near me to see all the Inu Yashas tear up their giant wigs in anger over his presence. It isnít cute when you go around in that self made red jumpsuit for 16 days in a row.
TheAmericanDream Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2006
man why dont nobody look at this picture, they cant quite grasp the awesomeness can they?
TheAmericanDream Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2006
awesome. freakin sweet, nice job on this water color, and its simply funny.u coulda categorized this as a painting i think the only other media was ink right? if its underpainting then u can list it as a fanart, which will get you more comments and views, if that was what u were wondering my friend.
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